What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 23:55

Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
AI alone cannot solve the productivity puzzle - Financial Times
share office space ...
No go.
Just Forget it!
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Solid Rock Caught Flowing 1,700 Miles Beneath Surface in Experimental First - ScienceAlert
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good